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All About Me poemI like the color green.
I'm sarcastic, but not mean.
"Loofah" is a fun word.
I wish I could fly like a bird.
Peanut butter rocks my life.
I wanna make David Boreanaz my wife.
If your mean or tell lies
I'll kill you with my monkey spies.
A motherless world
Is a colorless world.
Buffy makes my toes curl.
I curse a lot when I am glad.
I curse a lot when I am mad.
I never curse when I am sad.
I love to write
But my penmanship sucks.
I wouldn't mind a tummy tuck.
My best friend's name
Has an "e" in it.
I don't play games
Unless they're fun & shit.
I wish I could write
Jimmy Eat World is tight
And David's my feller.
I often repeat myself.
I need a bigger bookshelf.
Ask me and I'll tell you.
If you lie
I'll boil your head in stew.
There's more than one way
For a man to be hot.
I wish I could grow "gay"
In a flower pot.
My heart has LOTS
Of weak spots.
I want someone to take the leap.
Put me knee deep.
Don't be a sheep.
Make me yours to keep.
So take a look.
I'm an open book.
Wallpaper poemWhich color should I pick?
Am I being a dick?
Always picky and changing my mind.
My walls are naked and so white.
To leave them that way just ain't right.
But the right pattern is so hard to find.
Polka dots and floral shit.
If it's not right, I throw a fit.
I'll tear it down and feed it to you.
Will I ever see
Something great that pleases me?
If I don't I'll blame it on a Jew.
Pregnant Sister PoemBefore there's something new,
I'd like to tell the truth.
You mean so much to me, you do.
The way you touch my heart is proof.
The color of your laughter,
The smile you convey,
Are just icing on the cake
Compared to what I have to say:
We used to sing together.
Your voice made mine sound great.
I hope the baby soon to come
Will pick up that SWEET trait.
In time we'll know what "it" will be
So I can replace "it" soon.
You used to be an "it" as well
Till you were born in June.
And since that summer day,
When you were finally made,
There never was a moment when
Your face was caught in shade.
So now you'll sing to someone else
And share your love with him or she
And spread your light by making more
Of what you've brought to me.
Superhero PoemSuper Hero poem
I've got these super powers.
And I can last for hours.
Flying over towers.
There's no time for picking flowers.
It sometimes feels sublime-when
I save the day on time-and
Prevent another crime-then
I tell my tales in way of rhyme.
I'm popular with female teens.
I'm all over magazines.
Super strength and laser beams
And helping other super teams.
But hey I'm still the same as you
Except that I am super cool.
And I don't need no stupid school
And all that other crap and bull.
Angel Dog DistrictANGEL DOG DISTRICT
by: Brian Fawcett
God blessed you with the best of care
And thirteen years to live.
But now that you exist up there
Do you get the love I give?
Leash and tag and scheduled walks
And sometimes rides in cars.
But now you're free to roam at will
In heaven's clouds and stars.
In doggie heaven, doggie haven,
(whatever moves your sail),
This Angel Dog District that we know
Sounds like a fairy tale.
This painted picture that I see
May be your destiny.
God can let you rest at last
But does He care like me?
God blessed me with the coolest thing:
He blessed me with your heart.
But now we're at the finish line
And at a different start.
If you're not happy where you are,
If it's no slice of pie,
I swear to God, I'll bring you back
And never let you die.
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