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SlayerXY meets BuffyI'm just a boy, But I'm a new brew. Cause now I have power Like only few do.SlayerXY meets Buffy
"A slayer that's a male?" You ask. "Now that's a different tale," You say. But think for a moment, Could it be, Because I am so gay?
I'm five by five When I'm fighting vamps. I learned to slay At summer camp.
Sometimes they're cute. So it's hard to make These hot vampires Meet my stake.
But I'm not the weirdest thing Because There's something else lurking Of which Two vampires were siring A girl &n
by ~slayerxy
All About Me poemI like the color green. I'm sarcastic, but not mean. "Loofah" is a fun word. I wish I could fly like a bird.All About Me poem
Peanut butter rocks my life. I wanna make David Boreanaz my wife.
If your mean or tell lies I'll kill you with my monkey spies.
A motherless world Is a colorless world. Buffy makes my toes curl.
I curse a lot when I am glad. I curse a lot when I am mad. I never curse when I am sad.
I love to write But my penmanship sucks. I wouldn't mind a tummy tuck.
My best friend's name Has an "e" in i
by ~slayerxy
Wallpaper poemWhich color should I pick? Am I being a dick? Always picky and changing my mind.Wallpaper poem
My walls are naked and so white. To leave them that way just ain't right. But the right pattern is so hard to find.
Polka dots and floral shit. If it's not right, I throw a fit. I'll tear it down and feed it to you.
Will I ever see Something great that pleases me? If I don't I'll blame it on a Jew.
by ~slayerxy
Pregnant Sister PoemBefore there's something new, I'd like to tell the truth. You mean so much to me, you do. The way you touch my heart is proof.Pregnant Sister Poem
The color of your laughter, The smile you convey, Are just icing on the cake Compared to what I have to say:
We used to sing together. Your voice made mine sound great. I hope the baby soon to come Will pick up that SWEET trait.
In time we'll know what "it" will be So I can replace "it" soon. You used to be an "it" as well Till you were born in June.
And since that summer day, When you were
by ~slayerxy
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